Welcome to Operation Mollycoddle. Our mission here is to take back our respect and dignity from those who continually strive to strip us of both. Background: The underlying goal of Smoke Free Wisconsin is to convince the people of this state that they are nothing more than helpless idiots who cannot think for themselves or make their own choices. This, my friends, is unacceptable. Smoke Free WI won't admit that we are adults here. They treat us like children who need to have their hands held to keep us from wandering out into traffic. However, they're smart about revealing it and hide their offensive nature behind disguises of public health and "oh, those poor children!" As responsible, capable adults, this is insulting and offensive and something that must be stopped now. Your Mission: Sometimes the best way to weaken an enemy is to avoid their strong points and attack a seemingly benign target. Operation Mollycoddle is to be a tactical strike directed at the people of Wisconsin; not Smoke Free Wisconsin. Our goal is to piss off the common citizens so badly that they will turn against the ban advocates. To accomplish this goal, we need to filter away the politically correct garbage and public health crap and expose the insulting and offensive nature of Smoke Free WI; namely that the people can't take care of themselves. This can be done through letters to newspapers, guest editorial columns, talking to your friends at the bar, putting up posters, handing out brochures... The possibilities are endless so long as the word gets to the people that they are being treated as if they are idiots in this state. Just remember, people are easy to offend and bring to anger. A few simple insults is usually all it takes, especially if you're insulting their intelligence or their ability to think for themselves. A precision strike at people's "anger buttons" is a much more effective method than chasing the anti-tobacco zealots around. |